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Kids will love new Funky Fries because they are a wild new way to enjoy french fries. Plus, Funky Fries can be enjoyed anytime — whether it’s after school, during mealtime or as an evening snack — especially among kids who want a truly fun food.

I don’t know what to say about this except I think it’s pretty fresh, and I’m gonna order me a few.

Hey, so I was thinking of putting some new lyrics int the ol’ Lyrics-O-Rama database that populates the sub-header at the top of this page, and I thought to myself, “You know who has some good lyrics that might be worth looking at? Anal Cunt!” Now, to be fair I had only heard a few Anal Cunt songs, so I wanted to see what I had to choose from and I found this site. Anyway, now that I’ve read a lot more of their stuff, I decided that it doesn’t really fit with the rest of the stuff in the database, but I still thought somebody might get a kick out of it. FYI, if you’re not down with people making giant asses of themselves, and saying lots of patently offensive shit to get a laugh, then you shouldn’t read these lyrics. But, what the hell… You probably shouldn’t read this site either :)

Some personal favorites include:

• Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From Freddie Mercury
• I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
• Limp Bizkit Think They’re Black, But They’re Just Gay

And of course… Art Fag

This article kind of makes me want to rethink my career choice, you know? Of course, there’s nothing in here that I didn’t already know, but it’s nice to see it in print, even if it’s not going to change anything. Nothing to see here… Move along… :)

Hey Kids, those of you that live in or are planning a visit to Chicago can soon look forward to chillin’ in my new car, the 2002 Pontiac Aztek! Pretty elite, huh? The deal is not done yet, but the price is right, I’ve found a deal I like and I’m getting ready to make my move. The link goes to a negative review in some wack local Detroit paper, but I liked the headline (”Offbeat Aztek inspires love, hate”) so much, I had to make that the lead-off link. Here’s some other, more favorable looking write ups:

Epinions.com
Pontiac Home Page

I know lots of people have formed strong opinions about the “Ass-tek” and I myself have talked trash about it on many an occasion, but as I continued to fruitlessly search for a new car, evaluating all the possiblities from convertibles, to electric hybrids, to classic Mustangs, etc. I finally realized that, as Sick Boy says, “Personality, I mean that’s what counts, right? Personality, I mean that’s what keeps a relationship going through the years.” Like the Aztek. I mean, the Aztek’s got great fucking personality! So there it is, and barring any major and unanticipated hassles, I should be driving it in the next few weeks. (And paying for it for the next few years :) Wish me luck!