WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE

Hey, so I was thinking of putting some new lyrics int the ol’ Lyrics-O-Rama database that populates the sub-header at the top of this page, and I thought to myself, “You know who has some good lyrics that might be worth looking at? Anal Cunt!” Now, to be fair I had only heard a few Anal Cunt songs, so I wanted to see what I had to choose from and I found this site. Anyway, now that I’ve read a lot more of their stuff, I decided that it doesn’t really fit with the rest of the stuff in the database, but I still thought somebody might get a kick out of it. FYI, if you’re not down with people making giant asses of themselves, and saying lots of patently offensive shit to get a laugh, then you shouldn’t read these lyrics. But, what the hell… You probably shouldn’t read this site either :)

Some personal favorites include:

And of course… Art Fag