Hey reader(s) I’m back from abroad and I suppose I’ll start posting stuff again. For starters. Here’s a fairly upbeat story about Brazil’s new president who has diverted funds from the military to buy (get this) food! for his troubled nation. Could it happen in the US? Maybe one day… But until then, I think I”ll just run down to the mall in my SUV, leave the engine running and go inside to pick up some new napkin rings from Crate & Barrel. The old ones are just so 2002!
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don’t forget to get me some new coasters, while you’re at it.
oh hell, i’ll just drive myself. there’s a banana republic on the way…
Why bother killing 2 birds with one stone? We’ll just drive over there again later when you need them. Maybe we should take the H2 Hummer this time!!