Huh?! Did I miss something? The last time I checked, Bush was doing everything in his power to kill the living shit out of innocent, powerless children, and now he’s declaring a National Sanctity of Life Day? What’s next? Is he going to pull funding from safe, effective condom distribution and sex education programs around the world? Yeah, that ought to teach those sinful fuckers a thing or two about the sanctity of life…
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The always terrific SF Gate Morning Fix by Mark Morford had this to say:
President Bush pleased twitchy puling sexless badly dressed desperately repressed anti-abortion activists Tuesday by declaring a National Sanctity of Human Life Day and pledging his administration’s commitment to “build a culture that respects life,” except for, you know, animals and the environment and foreigners and anyone who’s not really really white and rich and who doesn’t know his dad or who has bonked Jenna in a drunken frat haze, as Cheney and Rummy stood nearby, snickering and rubbing their hands together and conjuring dark oozing demons from deep in their own bowels while ordering 100,000 more troops into the Gulf to prepare to massacre an estimated 500,000 to 900,000 Iraqis, as estimated by the U.N., the sanctity of whose life, of course, don’t matter in the slightest. The announcement was immediately followed by an announcement by every sentient sexually attuned self-defined being on the planet that tomorrow and in fact every day thereafter will officially be known as “Spank an Uptight Anti-Choice Groupthink Dinkmonkey Whilst Embracing And Sucking The Toes of Your Own Funky Gorgeous Ability to Think For Yourself Day,” which, all agreed, will look absolutely terrific on a greeting card.
Oh yeah… Still smokin’ =)