Published February 28th, 2003
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I’m not sure how to start this cause there are mutiple things I need to attend to in this entry. How about a bulleted list? something quick and dirty!
Here’s the best news I’ve heard in a while!
Have you seen Old School yet? Why not?!? Do it now!!! Now!!! NOW!!!
Check it out, it’s Miscellany! (and no I’m not just big-up-ing it cause I got shout-outs all over the “notes” page! well ok, maybe that has *something* to do with it =)
Okay, bulleted list HTML hack complete, entry finished. Cheers!
Published February 26th, 2003
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Do you like comics? Do you like video games? Boom!
ps. No this is not a link to Penny Arcade
pps. Do you like… stuff?
Published February 25th, 2003
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No calico cats, no nude statues, no pipes and etc. What’s next, Dick? No impure thoughts? Sign me up, fucker. I want to be in the Thought Police!!!
Published February 23rd, 2003
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Maybe this doesn’t seem important right now, but someday, you never know. Anyway, when you’re making a black and tan (perhaps in a brandy snifter?), the tan goes in first. Thank you, drive thru…
Published February 23rd, 2003
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For anyone who didn’t know… There’s this thing called slang. And this thing called the internet. And…
Published February 20th, 2003
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Welcome to the USA… You aren’t from around here, are you?
Published February 20th, 2003
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Oh Goddamnit! Now what am I supposed to do with these 5000 T-shirts that say, “Saddam gets Fucked in February?!”
ps. The Washington Times sucks and is run by cultists.
Published February 19th, 2003
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Mmmm… Freedom Fries! I think I’ll go out into the “victory garden,” dig up some “Christianity Roots” and fry some up! Jesus… I would defect to Europe for the damn fries alone, with some mayo… and beer, oh yeah! American beer is alright, but the day I have to drink my Chimay and Czechvar in shame is the day I resign my American citizenship. And let’s not even get into the falafel. Make food, not war people! And then give me some… =P
Published February 19th, 2003
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I’m sorry, I can’t take this seriously. My brain just exploded…
Published February 14th, 2003
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So we gave chemical weapons to Saddam, so that he could use them against the Iranians, but then he used them against his own people, but we didn’t care, but now we’re cheezed off cause he might use them against us, but we don’t know where they are, so we’re taking over the whole country to find them, and in the process we’re going to use chemical weapons? Who dreamed up this bullshit, Mel Brooks?
