Mmmm… Freedom Fries! I think I’ll go out into the “victory garden,” dig up some “Christianity Roots” and fry some up! Jesus… I would defect to Europe for the damn fries alone, with some mayo… and beer, oh yeah! American beer is alright, but the day I have to drink my Chimay and Czechvar in shame is the day I resign my American citizenship. And let’s not even get into the falafel. Make food, not war people! And then give me some… =P