Fuck that Shit

Apparently PBR is selling like hotcakes among the hipster set. Why?

The increase comes the way a populist trend should: from the ground up. Pabst is Consumer Lite, a refreshing blend of economy and Americana, without all the heavy marketing campaigns, the greasy reinvention, the paid celebrity endorsements. It represents simpler times — how nice in a world of corporate scandals and missing persons, 24-hour news, terrorism and burst economies.

Is it just me or does that sound like a marketing campaign? This whole article is full of these Couplandian zingers! Here’s another:

Pabst’s value lies in its expression of individuality and choice, a rejection of consumer society by those who feel manipulated by it.

God, is that really what I’ve been doing when I drink Pabst? I think I’m just going to have to give up beer entirely, it’s just too politically charged!

1 Response to “Fuck that Shit”


  1. 1 b.coli Apr 22nd, 2003 at 2:12 am

    it is also a beverage of choice in rural china.
    they have a huge factory in the middle of nowhere that says pabst blue ribbon in chinese…

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