NEW!! You got the spam, now get the shirt!
(Reprinted verbatim, from a spam I got… I guess at least some spammers have a sense of humor. Perphaps it’s a byproduct of the penis-enlargement pills!)
Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it’s us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.
This offer won’t last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.



Yeah I got this email too, just today. Did you go to the website?
they never answer me and or say wrong name etc. i dont know why they send me email and then say invalid or wrong.
I’ve received the above several times also. Here’s their newest. My guess is they have purchased or harvested a mailing list from businesses that recruit work-from-home people?
Important notice
We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).
If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press “No”.
If you confirm this transaction, please press “Yes” and fill in the form below.
Enter your credit card number here:
Enter your credit card expiration date:
I received the same above e-mail this morning
I got it today: I sent a copy to the fbi
I love how I’m the number 1 search result for this on google now. Way to go everyone! =)
Yeah, at least now I know about this. I’d gone to the website and was afraid somehow they’d gotten my credit card information. Glad I’m not the only one and I can start deleting those.
Well, I got another one of these today. I expect my website traffic to pick up soon! Remember web-surfers. If you came for the “Dark Profits” stay for the pie!
I just got the one in which they ask for the credit card #. The idiots can’t even spell.
Within three days I have received two emails from Dark Profits, with the same spiel: my credit card is going to be charged $22.95 weekly, and a free 3-pack of child porn CD is shipping to my billing address. “To cancel your membership and CD pack please email full credit card details to cancel @darkprofits.com.” (It doesn’t work.)
I took this to be a (to me naÔve) way of collecting credit card numbers, to be used for other purposes.
One of the emails came via home.nl (in Holland), the other via Videotron, which is in Montreal. The message ID was from cis.net, which is in West Virginia.
I don’t find it amusing. I have launched an official complaint with all three service providers
Well it looks like the web’s destroyer of all things urban legend has finally tracked this one down. Check out Snopes dissection of the Dark Profits spam. Cheers!
would someone tell me how ping -a for dark profits resolves to loopbak address