Friends! Today is a special day on Antinomian.com, because, for the first time, I offer you goods as well as services! A recent blog entry at quylob.net, when parsed by my unicode-challenged RSS reader, came out as “I (box symbol) Wesley Clark.” I found this way too amusing, and replied to the post as such. Anyway, one thing led to another and I decided that I wanted a shirt with this accidental slogan. While I was at it, I figured, I’d make a few other oddly symbolic shirts and offer them to the general public at a low, low price! And so, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
All your favorite Democratic hopefuls are there, each proudly emblazoned with their own meaningless symbol! Here’s your chance to tell the world how you really feel in a sleek, post-modern stylee. During the design process, I also happened to catch a few minutes of the State of the Union address, and was reminded what a couple of tools George W. Bush and Rick Santorum (among others) really are. I mean, did you see that whole like, 15 minute part towards the end, where Bush basically just told gays, liberals, teenagers and anyone else who 
might be capable of enjoying sex to go fuck themselves (not literally, of course!) while he and his limp-dick cronies preserved the “sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman?” And then they cut to Santorum in the audience, looking happy as a clam to be singled out as Public Bigot #1! So, anyway, I went ahead and created some Bush and Santorum shirts too. Rick’s features a nice poo-colored blob, in accordance with the excretion which bears his name, and the President’s shirt includes a lovely rendering of “The Shocker!” Wear them proudly people, because free speech is your most fundamental right. Innit?