Well, it would appear we have more deaths than we budgeted for this year, so we’re asking if any of the deceased would object to the use of a fake bugle. Anyone? Ok, I’m not hearing any objections, so let’s just go ahead as planned then. Also, is it OK with you guys if we keep the whole funeral thing kind of a secret? Does anybody mind? Great! Thanks for serving in the American Army, please drive thru! (Okay, maybe I’m being a bit sensationalistic, tying these bits together and everything, but really… It was Memorial Day yesterday, and if we can’t give our troops a fitting and honorable farewell, then isn’t it just like saying (quite literally, in the case of the fake bugle): “You are worst song, played on ugliest guitar?” Remind me when Bush dies to shoot off one of those clown guns that pops out a flag that says “Bang!” And maybe I’ll pour out a couple cans of “O’Doul’s” too…)
