Remember how back in school they’d always tell you how alcohol “kills brain cells” and that “brain cells are the only type of cells that can’t reproduce?” Scary, right? (Corollary: Has anyone ever heard (maybe not in school, but…) that, “[Too much] Sex will make you stupid?”). So it turns out that basically all of these statements are waay wrong. Not only does the brain constantly add fresh neurons to it’s wrinkly old self, but sex can actually make it happen faster! Now none of this is to say that drinking (and other intoxicants) won’t eventually do “brain damage” and impair memory function, that shit is plainly obvious. All I’m saying is, that just because your case (”Just say No!”) is weak as hell, that is no reason to go around spouting pseudo-scientific BS to support it!!
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corollary:
just say no cement mixer
But, but…they TOLD me about not being able to make new brain cells in the D.A.R.E. program…it HAS to be true!! My essay won the DARE Bear!! It had a little T-shirt for frick’s sake…
I feel lied to…
dude! i won the essay contest too! AND the poster contest! how many other people out there won DARE stuff??
No, but maybe I could have an essay contest to give away one of these:
DARE Sticker
DARE essay winners rule:) I got a dinky T-shirt as well, but even at that awkward stage I knew it was too geeky to wear…
Hey Eric - me likely the Esso station pic - I know where you toook it:) You can see it from my friend Heather’s apartment window.
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let’s go back to…that building…thingy…where our beds and tv…is.
– H. Simpson
FULL DISCLOSURE: I too was a D.A.R.E. essay contest winner.
dude, i think my mom ended up wearing the t shirt because i wouldn’t. also it was too big for me. like 4 sizes too big. t shirts are always too big for me.