I heard “in the news” that a german investment bank is advising it’s clients to stop, smell the flowers and, well… have sex! Not that this will come as any surprise to those of us in the USA where our multinational banking groups have been dishing out some good old chicken soup for the investor’s soul for years now! (Minus the sex part, of course!) Anyway, the whole thing is of course pretty insulting when you think about it, but such is marketing, I suppose. Anyway, since fair use of copyrighted material is still OK for purposes of parody (For now!) here in America, here’s a fictional conversation between Citigroup and it’s investors.