From Wednesday’s Red Eye (previously mentioned here.)

Finally I’m on the record with my controversial Pro-Pot, Anti-DMB position. I know it’s confusing to a lot of the band’s young devotees, but believe me kids, you’ll understand when you’re older. Like when you’re 28, which I am *NOT* thank you very much Red Eye!!
WAHAHAHAHA - that is the *best* ever!
You are immortalized Eric…and in a paper of such repute no less…
28?!? You don’t look a day over 25:)
for the record, i think that is the most unflattering picture i’ve ever seen of you. it even beats the pictures from your long-haired high school days where you looked like a really awkward girl.
you look like the kind of smart/sassy consumer that gets asked about ice cream. i think i missed this controversy, though.
this is one of the best things i’ve seen in awhile. i agree - you do look like a discerning consumer, albeit one who is perhaps chronically disappointed by new ben and jerry’s offerings.
this is awesome eric. i think you could make a living doing this. =)
You mean by talking about ice cream, or by being chronically disappointed?