Cheap Jokes for a Cheap Paper

From Wednesday’s Red Eye (previously mentioned here.)

Finally I’m on the record with my controversial Pro-Pot, Anti-DMB position. I know it’s confusing to a lot of the band’s young devotees, but believe me kids, you’ll understand when you’re older. Like when you’re 28, which I am *NOT* thank you very much Red Eye!!

6 Responses to “Cheap Jokes for a Cheap Paper”


  1. 1 Diana Apr 28th, 2005 at 2:05 pm

    WAHAHAHAHA - that is the *best* ever!
    You are immortalized Eric…and in a paper of such repute no less…

    28?!? You don’t look a day over 25:)

  2. 2 kara Apr 28th, 2005 at 2:37 pm

    for the record, i think that is the most unflattering picture i’ve ever seen of you. it even beats the pictures from your long-haired high school days where you looked like a really awkward girl.

  3. 3 b.coli May 2nd, 2005 at 5:42 am

    you look like the kind of smart/sassy consumer that gets asked about ice cream. i think i missed this controversy, though.

  4. 4 andrew May 3rd, 2005 at 10:54 am

    this is one of the best things i’ve seen in awhile. i agree - you do look like a discerning consumer, albeit one who is perhaps chronically disappointed by new ben and jerry’s offerings.

  5. 5 jpoop May 6th, 2005 at 4:12 pm

    this is awesome eric. i think you could make a living doing this. =)

  6. 6 Eric May 6th, 2005 at 4:18 pm

    You mean by talking about ice cream, or by being chronically disappointed?

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