Les Claypool once said “I’ve been to hell, I spell it… I spell it DMV.” And it seems like even our Lord and Savior himself is not above the Devil’s cruel machinations. Hopefully things will eventually get sorted out and this guy will get what’s coming to him (with an awesome, RFID prize inside if he waits long enough!) But one thing is for damn sure. He’s never going to stop getting Spanish telemarketing calls.