I tried my best to quickly put it on viiiiiiibraaate!

OMG! R. Kelly has gone full-goose bozo, I think. Seriously. Maybe he’s trying to pick up the slack for Dave Chapelle or something, because nobody even needs to bother making a joke version of his new track. It’s already beyond the realms of even Dave’s comic abilities! Seriously though, listen to this:

R. Kelly - Trapped in the Closet, Parts I-II [MP3]

Parts III-V are due out later this summer, assuming there are no interruptions to Kelly’s crazy pills supply. Awesome!