News, Everyone!

Scientists now say that Vitamin C is useless against the common cold! (Well, actually they said, “The lack of effect of prophylactic vitamin C supplementation on the incidence of common cold in normal populations throws doubt on the utility of this wide practice.” But, you know… Whatever, Einstein.) Oh well, at least we’ve still got the placebo effect associated with taking Vitamin C. Except… Oh, waitaminute. Thanks a lot… Assholes! =)