Cool, I’m a Drug Dealer!

I am *totally* helping to get kids addicted to their own adrenaline! I think next time I get on a plane, I’m gonna try to sneak a PSP through security so I can get high in the friendly skies! Anyway, for any politicians interested in the prohibition of video games, just make sure you get in touch with the game industry *before* you do it, so that we can set up a structure for kickbacks and shit. I’d hate to see you guys miss out on the big profits like you did with all the other drugs you banned.