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Stuck Inside of Baghdad With The Saigon Blues Again

Saw some discussion recently about a old Mike Royko column, written at the end of the Vietnam War, and how perennially timely his commentary was. Pretty compelling stuff, but I didn’t care for the chunky way the text was presented, so I poked around a bit until I found a fulltext version. Here’s an excerpt:

Mike, the newsstand man, was alone at State and Madison, shivering in the cold night.
“Nah, nobody’s been around celebrating,” he said. “What’s to celebrate?”
The end of the war. Mr. Nixon said it on TV, half an hour ago.
He shrugged. “That so? Now maybe we can take care of things in this country, huh?”
A young couple came around the corner, heads down in the wind. They disappeared down the subway ramp and the corner was again empty.

It wasn’t like 1945, when the end of the war brought a million people downtown to cheer.
Now the president comes on TV, reads his speech, and without a sound the country sets the clock and goes to bed.
And that’s as it should be. There is nothing to cheer about this time, except that it is over. Even the announcement could have been put more simply. Mr. Nixon’s efforts to inject glory into our involvement were hollow. All he had to say was that it is finally over.

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If we insist on looking for something of value in this war, then maybe it is this:

Maybe we finally have the painful knowledge that we can never again believe everything our leaders tell us. For years they told us one thing while they did another. They said we were winning while we were losing. They said we were getting out while we were going in. They said the end was near when it was far.

Maybe the next time somebody says that our young men must fight and die somewhere, we will not take their word that it is for a worthy cause. Maybe we will ask them to spell it out for us, nice and slow, and nice and clear.

And maybe the people in power will have learned that the people of this country are no longer willing to go marching off without having their questions answered first.

I hope we have learned these things, because there is nothing else to show for our longest war. If we haven’t, then we are as empty and as cold as the intersection of Madison and State.

I think anyone who’s spent a winter night in the loop will agree with me that Royko just about nails it there. Fitzgerald said, “In the long dark night of the soul, it is always three o’clock in the morning,” and so now here’s a location to go with that.

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Well I moved on over to WP and got some anti-spam stuff happening, so in the words of George W. Bush…

“Bring it on!!!”

(Other news of note… The site should now have much improved support for CoComment. If anybody has any problems getting comments posted, just email me and I’ll figure it out.)

Ecco Tha D-Fin

The first Ecco title came out in 1993, and based on this track:

Undercaves [MP3]

I have a feeling the composers were listening to some serious Warren G or Dr. Dre at the time.

Sedition vs. Sedation

Why today is not a national holiday escapes me:

It might serve a good time for some personal and national reflection…

Or are they worried what might spring from that type of introspection?

Phil Ochs – I Ain’t Marching Anymore [MP3]

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here’s American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
Bill Hicks

Hallelujah! Holy Shit!

I can’t even tell you how much it pains me to have to come into work today. The weather outside is gorgeous… absolutely perfect. And it won’t be for much longer. And yet, here I am… Slaving away so that we can make a deadline by the end of this week. And why? So that the manufacturers can have this game ready in time for… You guessed it: Christmas! By which time it’ll be cold and rainy here; cold and snowy elsewhere. Way to arbitrarily assign the date of your alleged savior’s birth, jerks! Somehow I feel like if Jesus were here he’d say, “Dude, don’t stress. You don’t have to make a big deal out of my birthday.” I mean… if he wasn’t busy smiting the hell out of people for trying to cash in on the “Christmas shopping season.”

Cars flying special effects descending fur stoles ecstasy Firebird tailfins

Looking at old movies about the future, you sometimes get the impression that people got things way wrong. But I really think that it depends on how you look at it. For instance, this video perfectly encapuslates how I feel about living in the USA circa 2006:

It begins with a series of commands to “Shush!” and then you’re escorted into a ridiculous looking machine by some mysterious wierdo in fancy clothes. Then you hurtle off into the fog and darkness, while a computer allegedly controls the whole thing. The whole time, shitty music is being played.

See what I mean, it’s all a matter of perspective. (Or a matter of literary archetypes, if you prefer). You know… like:

If Pacman had affected us as kids we’d be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

Malaysian Turducken

Sheep fetus –> Sheep –> Python!

bonus points awarded for the awful pun in the headline

Do that which consists in taking no action

I got an email newsletter from The Idler this week which informed me that a boxfull of copies of the long out-of-print collection of essays and etc. compiled by Idler editors, The Idler’s Companion had been unearthed and the book was now for sale via the Idler website.

Finally! Now I can stop confusing used bookstore clerks who generally have no idea what I’m talking about when I ask if they have this book!

Honda’s apologetic 404

Honda is so sorry we were unable to find your page!

You look just like Baby Wolverine!

Don’t forget to check all the other babies as well!

(via SF Gate Culture Blog)

[ UPDATE ] I am kinda confused by Eeyore’s inclusion in the Disney Cuties line. I mean… Is he still morose, or is he happy now? Maybe he’s gone totally bi-polar! And what’s going on with Donald for that matter? It’s like… where’s the angst with these characters?




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