The other day I was driving back from lunch with Mike and we kept getting delayed by having to stop for Berkeley’s notoriously slow and oblivious pedestrians. At some point a particularly attractive girl crossed our path and Mike and I had a conversation that went something like this:
M: Well, at least she’s pretty hot.
E: Yeah, I guess… But she’s wearing those pants with the faded ass, so it’s just like a big highlighter that draws your attention.
M: No man, I saw her from the front too. She was hot on both sides.
E: Ooh… Like a hamburger that just got flipped over!
After that I tried to expand on my beef-based smooth talking, but I didn’t really get anywhere, mainly because I got sort of hung up on trying to draw some elaborate parallels between a beautiful woman and the packaging of a McDLT (which keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool).
Update: Obilgatory 1985 Jason Alexander McDLT commercial
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