Because I feel like a human being would have self-destructed due to irony overflow by about two-thirds of the way in. Or maybe I just need to upgrade my DoubleThink™ processor? I’ve heard the new ones can hold up to 256 contradictory ideas in memory simultaneously, which I guess would be helpful in a lot of cases. Still… I think I’ll wait for the one with integrated Bluetooth.
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