Wherein I dump without comment all the Chuck Klosterman related articles that I’ve been bookmarking over the past few months, having realized that no matter what clever remarks I might make about them they will remain irreversibly shitty:
- “Me, On Shuffle” – Chuck is sick of people asking him what music he likes, so he goes on at great length about what music he likes.
- “All Too Perfect” – Chuck thinks the Patriots should lose the Superbowl, because it would make them more interesting.
- “Chuck Klosterman: A Manboy Who Must Be Stopped” – Somebody else hates on Chuck.
- Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs Review – Best review ever, man…
- Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story Review – Also quite good
OK, I feel much better now that I can delete these damn things from my Favorites bar and no longer shudder each time i accidentally click on them!
[UPDATE] Tangentially, please consider this essay on The Fountainhead, particularly in light of that last Klosterman link:
Don’t set out to raze all shrines – you’ll frighten men. Enshrine mediocrity, and the shrines are razed.

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