Klosterman writes in the Guardian now? Sorry about this chaps, just scoop him up and send him along his way, will you? He shouldn’t put up much of a fight. Might I suggest sending him in the direction of Russia? There’s a fellow there who might want to have words with him.
Incidentally, I’ve been re-reading David Foster Wallace’s E Unibus Pluram recently and when comparing his writing (& thinking) on the subject of TV & pop culture to Klosterman’s, I get a mental image in my head that looks something like this:
…wherein DFW is the crazy Aphex Monster & Chuck is the cowering old lady. “Come to Daddy” indeed!