Here is a thing I wrote basically just to support the nerdy punchline of “Branching Dialog Trees.” Obvious references acknowledged:
Characteristics of Video Game dating
1. Stealing Sports Cars
2. Demonstration of Performance Driving skills
3. Clear, visual indications of progress
4. Strong focus on Cutscenes
5. Success is directly correlated with further gamingCharacteristics of Real Life dating
1. Leasing Volkswagens
2. Demonstration of Parallel Parking skills
3. Subtle, implied indications of exasperation
4. Strong focus on RTS Tactics
5. Success is inversely correlated with further gamingShared Characteristics
1. Wardrobe customization
2. Branching Dialog Trees
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