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Ranked by frequency:

1. “You feel me?” (Frequency: 60+ times)
2. “You know what I’m sayin?” (Frequency: 10-15 times)
3. “You ain’t got no boyfriend?” (Frequency: 8-12 times)
4. “For real?” (Frequency: 8-12 times)
5. “So where you goin’ to?” (Frequency: 5-10 times)
6. “You look good, you know that?” (Frequency: 4-7 times)
7. “You ever been up to Vallejo?” (Frequency: 2-3 times)
8. “You don’t got no Filipino in you or nothin?” (Frequency: 1 time)
9. “You sure?” (Frequency: 1 time)

I didn’t have time to graph this out, but I’d speculate that it shows a pretty clear Power-law distribution. Seriously though, people say “fuck” is like a comma to New Yorkers, but “You feel me?” was like a comma, a period, a hyphen and possibly even a space to this guy. I’ve never heard anything like it! By the end of the conversation, I was pretty convinced that he was (perhaps unintentionally?) trying to hypnotize the girl.