Archive for November, 2008

Plus 20 to Kawaii

Reading Kotaku this morning, I came across an article about the character design for Faith in Mirror’s Edge. Some folks, it would seem, were unsatisfied with the percieved “western interpretation of asian beauty” in Faith, and took it upon themselves to “localize” her appearance.

Original Version

Original Version

Re-interpretation

Re-interpretation

Later, I was checking out a blog about the “Top 60 popular Japanese words/phrases of 2008” (Hey, shut up! I don’t bust on how you choose to spend your time off work…=) and so anyway, number 33 describes the debate surrounding the character design of the official mascot character for the Commemorative Events of the 1,300th Anniversary of the Nara-Heijokyo Capital, Sento-kun.

A Buddhist child monk with a rack of deer antlers sprouting from his head, Sento-kun is supposed to evoke the image of Nara’s rich Buddhist history and the wild deer that roam freely around town. But some citizens were angry at officials for shutting them out of the decision-making process and wasting 5 million yen (about $50,000) of taxpayer money on what they saw as an ugly mascot.

So a group of local designers got together and held a contest to create a mascot that, “more closely represents the will of the people and the true spirit of Nara.”

Deer Baby vs. Baby Deer

Deer Baby vs. Baby Deer

Anyway, I just found the whole thing pretty interesting, re: the convoluted Venn diagram intersection of “cute” and “sexy” and “western” and “Japanese” and all that.

Probably looks something like this

Probably looks something like this

For additional bonus amusement, do be sure to read the comments from the Kotaku post in which the various implications of eye, boob and nipple size are hashed out in some detail (a large-ish subset of this discussion being devoted to the hypothetical practicalities of being a large-chested parkour practitioner.) And the other submissions to the Nara mascot design contest are worth a look too.

In conclusion, I now feel that if I am ever asked for my advice on creating an ass-kicking sexy female deer character for the Japanese market, I will be well-qualified to offer an informed opinion.

Learn to Suck with Thomas Kinkade

Not that this is any kind of big surprise, but damn, it sounds like working for Thomas Kinkade must be a royal pain in the ass. In a memo to the crew on his forthcoming (why?!) film, “Thomas Kinkade’s Christmas Cottage,” he tackily tackles topics both large and small, micro-managing everything from the inclusion of “hidden teddy bears” to the importance of LOVE and BEAUTY in every shot. Also he is a big fan of Barry Lyndon and suggests “stopping down” in general. Anyway, I don’t want to spoil it for you. Just read the horrible thing already.

Dolla Dolla Bill Y’all!

A couple of great articles on the past, present & future of investment banking from the past week or so:

Somewhat less engaging, but still worth reading:

And here’s a soundtrack to accompany your reading:

Speaking of the iPhone

I like the iPhone and everything, but this vision of it’s future capabilities from AT&T:

Before the iPhone wakes you up in the morning with its alarm clock, De la Vega says, it will have already loaded all of your daily news feeds onto the phone. It will also have already sent a wireless message to your coffee maker to get the coffee ready.

Later on, at your office, the iPhone initiates a conference call between you and two potential customers in Japan. On the call, when you speak English, the iPhone translates it to Japanese so that your potential customers can understand you. When they answer in Japanese, the iPhone converts their speech into English so you can understand them.

Just brings to mind Jim Carrey’s satellite-dish soliloquy from The Cable Guy:

(Also, the Washington Post may want to note that despite all it’s other awesome capabilities, the iPhone will still not magically fix broken HTML character entities on your website.)

4 Track iPhone Recorder is out!

I’ve been helping some friends beta test a new iPhone (& iPod Touch!) app over the past few weeks and as of today it’s officially for sale in the App Store. The app basically replicates the functionality of a 4 track audio-cassette recorder, such as might have been used by classic lo-fi bands as Sebadoh, Guided by Voices, Pavement and Beck when he was cool. Anyway check out their info page, which will give you a much better overview of the product, or just go ahead and buy it at the App Store. And once you get a copy then come on over to neversaidnothing.com and use it to record some crazy craigslist-inspired songs like this one!

The Audacity of Soundforge

Got a good playlist going tonight while I was looking at the California Sample Ballot & Voter Information Pamphlet & so I thought I’d share it with everybody! It’s geared towards the expectation of a favorable outcome in the election, so if the unthinkable happens then maybe you should ditch this & listen to “By The Time I Get to Arizona” by Public Enemy instead, but if all goes according to plan then I think the music here will be totally appropriate for whatever celebrations may transpire. Vote & Enjoy!

  1. Primal Scream - Come Together (UK Version)
  2. Outkast - Bombs Over Baghdad
  3. Sublime - KRS-ONE
  4. The La’s - Feelin’
  5. Operation Ivy - Sound System
  6. James Brown - Payback
  7. David Bowie - Changes (Live ‘72)
  8. Dennis Brown - Things in Life
  9. They Might Be Giants - The Day
  10. Stone Roses - This is the One
  11. Prince - 7
  12. Foo Fighters - This is a Call
  13. Jonathan Richman - Parties in the USA
  14. Velvet Underground - Rock and Roll

Download a ZIP of the individual MP3s [62 MB]

November 4th, 2008

Peace, y’all…