[Elvis] suddenly spotted a mystical face in the clouds. Unfortunately, it was Joseph Stalin. “That’s Joseph Stalin’s face up there…” Elvis whispered to his spiritual advisor Larry Geller. “What’s he doing up there?” Geller himself remembers that the clouds did look like Joseph Stalin — and then that the miracle had happened.
Elvis violently screeched the bus to a halt, crying “It’s God! It’s God…! The face of Stalin turned right into the face of Jesus, and he smiled at me, and every fiber of my being felt it.”
Elvis later decided that he wanted to become a monk, and according to Careless Love, “the guys all fumed at this latest evidence of the boss’s weirdness and almost perverse dedication to the bizarre.”
And that night in the Mojave desert, their motor home caught on fire.
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