For whatever reason, the way my mind often works is by relating new input and experiences to an existing “reference” from the past, whether real or fictional. More often than not, these reference points are from an episode of the Simpsons. For example, if I were to overhear or witness somebody making an attempt to appear knowledgeable about a topic or situation that they really didn’t understand, my brain would immediately jump to the moment in an old Simpsons episode (Sideshow Bob Roberts)where Bart & Lisa are recounting all their past encounters with Sideshow Bob to Homer, who can’t recall any of them. After some considerable effort, he remembers what they’re talking about, and he attempts to excuse his prior cluelessness by saying “Oh… SideSHOW Bob!” as if he had confused him with another person having an equally ridiculous name. So anyway, my point is that when I find myself in a situation where somebody is trying to disguise their ignorance or thickheadness by means of circumlocution, I just think to myself (or occasionally say out loud) “Oh… SideSHOW Bob!” and laugh to myself about it.
So all of this is just to give you some background on the next few links I’m going to post. Because another of my “standard” references has to do with somebody rambling on in a stream of consciousness that doesn’t appear to be going anywhere and their language becomes more confused and ornate with each passing moment until it seems like a tidal wave of ridiculousness might crash over their heads and drag the entire monologue back out into the sea of irrelevance, and that reference is from a classic episode of Mr. Show, in which a famed “travelist” recounts his experience on safari in search of the African lion. Here’s a quote:
The lion moves! Each muscle so vast it moves like a school of fish moving together with one mind and all the hairs on the tip of your penis spring forth! And the long hank of unbraided hair tickles the scrotum at the base of your knee. In your hunter’s crouch you feel the nipples on your ass become erect….
You really need to watch the video in order to appreciate the crazy, ranting nature of his diatribe though. So here it is:
Ok, so now with *all* that explanation out of the way, I just want to share with you this link to a web page that I came across today, that attempts to explain why Evangelion is being re-released to theatres:
Evangelion 1.01: You Are (Not) Alone
Anyway, if you click on the “What are we attempting to create by doing this once more?” link, you’ll be treated to a multi-page essay that ultimately boils down to “BECAUSE WE WANT YUOR MONEYS” that I personally find pretty hilarious. Here’s a (brief!) excerpt:
In this closed, stagnant modern era, I think what is important is not to have a technical discussion, but to state one’s aspirations. The teens and tweens are supposed to be the primary demographic supporting animation, but as they lose interest, I feel that there needs to be a work of animation targeted towards them. It is so that we may be free of the past, refrain from taking advantage of the present, and aim for a future with progress.
OK… This concludes my strange and pointless journey up my own ass. Thanks for stopping by!

